Do yourself a favor and look him up. Cinema pioneer. Seems cheesy now, groundbreaking at the time.

If it can handle a grass field, those are everywhere. OTOH, be cheaper and easier to fly a Cessna and spatter cars around at your destinations.

Swift makes me think acceleration, and/or short-term speed. I wouldn’t call a marathon record-breaker “swift”.

First laugh all day, teared up a bit. Jesus!

My wife is always, “Your skin is so soft, like a girl!”

Thanks?

And I would be thrilled to fucking death to see more ads just like it. Touch my brain lovingly, don’t just fuck it.

The percentage of people among the general population who know the difference is about 2.5356%. I’ll allow it.

For the shooters out there, I’m all about accuracy. Sometimes precision for fun, but I just want in the general area for most cases.

And narrated Riki Tiki Tavi. Child’s cartoon my white ass. Shit was scary.

It was funny seeing Montalban jacked because as a kid I had only know him from Fantasy Island. “That’s the same guy?!”

(You meant feet per second.)

People seem to think it should have torn his ear clean off. Bullets can barely nick things.

LOL, if they showed a 5.56 bullet at actual size people wouldn’t believe it’s so tiny.

I’m better and kinder than my parents. Sorry, that’s all I got.

This is not a typical home or office printer, very specialized.

OP did just that! I was baggin’ on all the fools who typically come along on this topic, OP clearly not being one of said fools.

I’d work double and rake in the simoleans, at least for awhile. Technically, I’m not doing any more work than I was already. Even for the long term, retire in 20 vs 40?

OR, we split down and use the free time to pursue other lines of making money. “Fuck you. Your turn at Lowe’s, I’m making dog houses today.”

What’s really surprising to me is how patient most cops are. I always said I couldn’t be a cop because my temper would involve beating dumbshits with a baton.

Look, I hate pigs far more than most of you guys. And I have personal experiences/reasons going back decades. But sometimes watching my wife’s cop show I’m screaming, “Just beat his fucking ass!”

Same goes for judges. Spent a night or two watching sovcits in court. Heysus, were I a judge I would bounce them out on their ear the second they starting talking that shit.

In case I get called a boot licker, and I will, here’s my latest cop story.

For brevity let’s just say I had words with my MAGA neighbor. No threats, well, except for him stomping down the street to kick my ass and me quietly walking inside for my Colt .45. This motherfucker call the cops on me! (First one to call wins. Every. Time. Remember that. I should have called first, but didn’t think some yelling would come to that. Fucking MAGA pussy.)

Pigs show up dressed in their finest Hugo Boss black and one fat fuck is trying to get me to talk. I would not, except to state that no threats were exchanged and that’s all he needs to know. Pig threatens to get a warrant and arrest me for “causing a public disturbance” if I don’t allow him to violate my 5th amendment right to STFU. I STFU, nothing happened, because of course it didn’t. Because I STFU.

Game of Thrones was best-in-class TV until the last season and a half. Hating the end doesn’t change that.

Got me thinking on this meme.

Been saying for years, the Cambrian was life testing what would work. See also: 1910-1920s mechanical inventions.

At that point I thought it was an Onion article.

“Chinese people like pork, right?! And they like coffee! See where I’m going with this?!!!”