I’ve seen someone transport a full-size fridge in a 125cc scooter. Of course you can do it with any car, you just use roof bars.

Studio Ghibli films are generally better with the English dubs - they put serious effort in, and it shows.

In Spirited Away the English dub is far better than the original IMO.

Outside of Ghibli, I avoid English dubs.

At least it makes for a good drunken gross-out story, when I can add all the gory little details.

Last time I told it was to a guy who was clearly out of his depth after being served dog meat and black eggs. He went so pale … maybe in the long term it was worth it, lol

You really lucked out there!

It’s funny, I tried to explain to my wife on our first date and she totally didn’t understand the concept of BDSM … to her it was something baddies did on TV.

Yet we settled into lifestyle D/s everywhere apart from the bedroom, lol

Ah ok, I assumed your objection would be for giving rather than receiving … typically “I don’t do butt stuff” crops up in conversation before you tie someone up, and that I would respect

Not really, it didn’t exactly improve my relationship with her

Amiga, the superior computing platform of the 20th century

o7

I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

I have not had a stress-free life.

Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem … except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn’t like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn’t get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.

Aww, that sounds so sweet! I’m glad you found at least one partner that you’re well matched with :-)

Yup, gotta say that it took a few years after being a pro with men that I felt any urge to domme … and now I’m looking for a compatible fem sub I’m not keeping my hopes up

Really?

OK then, let me convince you - after a previous bad experience I just stick to the outside, where it’s easy to check everythings clean. You can even make cleaning the area part of the play.

If you tie down your sub with their backside in the air, and reduce their senses with a blindfold, hood, or whatever, it can be a very very intense sensation for them. Plus, it can be a surprise, especially if mixed in with more harsh forms of play. I’ve never bothered with consent for rimming just on the outside, assuming they’ve consented to traditional s/m activities.

Well, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)

lol

Edit: don’t worry, you’re safe - I’m on another continent ;-)

I know, I was just pointing out that there are careful gun owners out there who also take into account cleaning lead.

And yes, I’m aware it’s not perfect, but it greatly reduces the exposure

While I agree with you to an extent, I bet many people who use gun safes properly are also mindful of cleaning themselves and their clothing after shooting.

At least, that’s what I do.

Good girl.

Now, get on your knees.

JaredAF has really good videos on this, and he measured his lead exposure - it was scary!

So you’re now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress?

Such fun >:-)