Somebody set fire to a wall mounted bin with a firework inside it.
The deputy head went to put the fire out, the firework went of almost blowing his face off, allegedly, I didn’t see it as I was already in detention for an unrelated incident.
The deputy head storms straight into where I’m sat on my tod for detention and asks what do I think I’m playing at almost killing him.
The headmaster gets called in and everyone’s grilling me to confess for setting the bin on fire while I was in detention the whole time!

£1.99? That seems worth a punt.

If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?

I disagree. I recently had to cover a dayshift and I hated it! Never again, I will quit my job before they make me work dayshift.

Oh great, back to square one!

By Odins beard, thank you!
I’ve just been assuming someone’s trying to voodoo me and almost getting there.
This is a great relief.

Is this the pain that feels like a knitting needle getting rammed into your chest and only lasts for like 2 seconds but it’s two second you think “Shit! I’ve been stabbed” and everyone around looks at you because you’ve Just reacted like you’ve been stabbed.

I think they’re talking about books you’ve read in the library and decided not to check out, not books you’ve already checked out, taken home and are now brining back.

Slice and dice

I would hate to know how many hours I’ve spent on this game. It’s disgustingly addictive. I love it.

I have a headtorch like this. Keep it charged and most of the time everything is good. But that one time when I’m out skiing at night and shit goes wrong / I run out of charge it’s OK because I have a couple of AA’s in my bag as spares.

You just have to set the bar lower. Did somebody not wish you a lovely day as you pass them in the corridor?
Time to break into their house while they’re away and wire up an air horn their toilet lid.

Assassins creed: valhalla for the big stints.
And knights of tight spaces for when I think it’s a short stint and ends up playing it for a few hours.

Skate park.
We had one when I was young but it got demolished to build a supermarket. It was devastating.

“It is what it is” when describing a bad situation.
No, that’s defeatist as hell, it will be whatever it will be when I’ve given it everything I can to make it better.

Have you read the “John dies at the end” series by David wong / Jason parquin?

This, and to stop giving your kids sweets.

I got the original ones not the fancy new ones on ebay for £112, the cable was broken and the nose pads were missing but I bought some foam pads and a new cable for £15.
Absolutly worth it. They also plug into my phone for watching movies and shows. I work away from home a lot and the glasses along with noise cancelling headphones are brilliant at blocking out all the idiots who’d otherwise think they could talk to me.

I got a pair of the xreal air glasses to use with the deck. Now I have a big screen and I can keep my arms down where they’re comfy. 7/5 would recommend.

I have different Owen Wilson 'wow’s for each of my most regular contacts message notifications.
For my ringtone it’s the metal gear solid codec call.

I listen to audiobooks to get to sleep and use musiCozy headphone bands, cheap and comfy.