I think you’re being uncharitable. Those notes could be a strict railroad novel, but they’re as or more likely to be drop-in encounters, fun characters, interesting places, and so on. Plus like…some DMs just enjoy worldbuilding for its own sake, let 'em cook.

Surely one of the most takes of all times.

A blood choke also lasts like, 7 seconds. I knew a guy in highschool who used to do it to himself as a party trick.

Once in my early days, I ran a game where the players were all werewolves. I was reading a lot of GRM at the time and it was very edgy and I tried to give them a moral quandary: an injured baby. Do they curse the child with lycanthropy to save it?

That’s when the players hauled out the cursed healing potion from 15 sessions ago they’d been hauling around this whole time :/

It wasn’t sporting, it foreshadows

The temptation to just post the address of a certain bar and a time is nearly overwhelming

TNG infamously had an episode about an asshole captain who, among other things, made arbitrary and annoying changes to the scheduling system. Did you feel the same way about it then? It just seems to me that bureaucratic and management difficulties are a totally plausible problem to deal with in starfleet.

People razz nasa about the tampons but then if you ask them what a reasonable number is they won’t give you a number

By our standards it’s just a regular bathtub

In a world where any doctor can make the whole bridge crew into Klingons in an afternoon, outpatient, there’s no reason I can’t become my fursona.

Janeway would ABSOLUTELY release weaponized smallpox to get coffee.

Yeah we made a machine that burns a million miles of rainforest and drains a lake of drinking water every time you use it, and we’re forcing everyone to use it, but you’re the wasteful one for saying slightly more to it.

Rookie mistake.

“Computer, Anime Waifus, Hot.”

Ooh, this looks neat. I don’t think I’d use it for spurious notes but it might be a good replacement place to do the making-it-good part

You need a method to quick jot stuff down in the moment. I use google keep for those thoughts/ideas. It’s on my phone, very low friction always to just pull it out and get something out of my head. Make it good later, just use your notes app (or an actual notepad if you’re oldschool) to get it out of your head so you can think of other stuff without worrying about losing it.

Sadly it’s not that there was “so much” it was that it was “so gay.” Berman cracked down hard on that, so there’s only hints left.

You mean y’all have adventuring parties that aren’t composed entirely of weird lil guys?

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Not the klingons, they eat their Gagh live.

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