

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they’ve got me delivering bad news.


Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they’ve got me delivering bad news.


Americans say solder as sorder for some reason.


It won’t matter what he eventually dies from. Even if the cheeseburger is still half eaten in front of him, half the US population is going to insist it was an assassination plot by Hillary and Obama


Vibe coding all the way…
There would be no need for muscles with only one bone


At this point I’m slightly surprised he didn’t fill the pool with Ivermectin


You chose the right shift.


What does Freddie have to do with this ?


Ah yes, whitewashed coal !


Deep sea vents aren’t, unless you’re including the formation of the solar system as ‘solar’


Sirius cybernetics corporation ? They’re a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.


My status is permanently set to Away so that people don’t bother me with stupid questions like “are you in the office”, although for some reason teams randomly resets my status to green every couple of weeks until I notice the increase in stupid questions.


It will also introduce 50 new product-breaking bugs
That hallway is in need of some water coolers.
“His girl gone talk”
Jfc… is this how people speak these days ?
Edit: Wow this certainly blew up, and it’s been amazingly effective at identifying a whole bunch of arrogant twats that I needed to block, because they clearly have nothing to say that interests me.


They’ll promise to pay them $500 each, and then stiff them and never pay, and also sign each person up for an automatic monthly donation to the trump anti corruption fund
Ethnic refers to a group of people who share a common cultural background, national origin, language, religion, or ancestry.
I expect most of the members of scotus would share a common cultural background.
What do you mean by that word ?