Ok, whatever, dude.

I’m hesitant to ask, but do you know anything about jackdaws?

and fuck those purple kids.

Don’t give maga ideas.

They probably have fine print that says children must have their parent’s permission to sign up, and think that covers them

Good god, that’s the exact conversation I had with IT

You mean should’ve gone ?

Anal Department Has Delays

I did kind of do that, didn’t I

It was a time long ago, before social media was a thing, and when people learned how to spell by reading books.

I miss when people correctly capitalised the word I

You sure have a strange way of using the word ‘good’

The point, at least in America, of insurance, is to make outrageous profits

What’s an RC ?

… or $1 for grammar lessons.

… it grew back.

Then why does quark charge latinum at the bar?

Why do so many people abbreviate adverts/advertisements to “adds”… where is the extra d coming from ?

The Klingon moon?

Well we do need more bees

Day one.