Don’t worry, some dirt will be invented, and unfounded rumours will be spread, well in time for her to lose.

It’s the same "many many very important people " that trump throws in to his word salads to give the impression of authority

I compress my files with ROT13

Of course any disk space you save by doing that is exchanged for performance and time.

Does winrar store ntfs attributes and security settings? If not, then simply uncompressing the files to their original location may not result in a working OS, especially if the registry wasn’t backed up because winrar couldn’t access it

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

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Yeah? Well, this says otherwise

Instructions unclear. Gerbil doesn’t fit in mouth.

But not bad enough to vote for the other guy

Thanks, Obama !

In the basement, obviously. This map only shows the ground level.

What you can’t see on this map is that it is 4 storeys tall

RWD=Really Weird Design

Click avoided. Your work is appreciated.

… extra points for doing it during the Kai Winn episodes.

I’m afraid I’m going to need a shrubbery. A big one.

Oh yeah ? Well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Yep. They may claim to be offended and disapprove, but at the end of the day, they’ll still vote for him

Very true. Grammar is a lovely old woman.