Oh yeah, those things, I get them too sometimes. I always thought they looked like one of those super old Mac screensavers. (I can’t find a picture, but maybe someone here knows the one I mean.)

Might I suggest turnip28 as a cheaper, easier, and funnier alternative?

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Mm beans tho

Every time I read something like this, it makes me want to burn money.

Oh you like Imagine Dragons?

Well imagine dragin deez nuts across your forehead

Garth! Ixnay on the urlhay!

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Been a while since I played it, but I don’t think there’s any jumpscares, and definitely no deadly things that follow you around. It’ll get tense, but it won’t screamer you. It’s the overall vibe that’s scary, very existential, much dread.

Find person who calls themselves ‘ugly’

Look inside

Blood and organs and stuff

Shit, you got that right.

Is this the one where they asked him if it was true that he had an ‘egg-shaped penis’, and he walked out of the room?

Space Truckers (1996)

This one flew under the radar because it apparently never got a proper US marketing campaign or something, but it’s an easy contender for cult classic. It’s campy, it’s colourful, it’s got some truly great practical fx work, it’s got Charles fucking Dance in it for some reason… it’s like a budget Fifth Element, but they pay attention to space physics, sorta. There’s also pigs in the shape of cubes, for easier stacking. Anyway, kinda blew me away when I stumbled upon it. YMMV, but I highly recommend.

There are tales of pots that have been watched, and it is said amongst the people that they do not boil.