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4 days agoMay and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.
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Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?
17·6 days agoSometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.
Every breath you take
Every vote you make…
34·7 days agoDid he blame the Jews again?
Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?
He’d rather be on Wheel of Fortune anyway.
5·11 days agoCan I play the piano anymore?
2·13 days agoSimilar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
At least he’ll have plenty of time to spend with his wife and kids… which he doesn’t have.
111·18 days agoThe Wet Bandits
Do I use StubHub to cash out my tickets?
3·21 days ago*Battery not included.
Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.
When there’s a breakfast table full of food but the protagonist is running late so they only take a bite of toast and then leaves.
You tie those on your belt, though that’s more to do with it being the style.