“My government does not represent me” sounds like the American leftist’s version of “thoughts and prayers”.

Sounds like a good way to get suicided. My feed as of writing this:

Maybe there’s a limit to how big they can build a hole in the ship that leads directly to vacuum.

I assume the moustache is the politician, not the man behind it.

Love “Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut” by Royal Republic. The rest of their music isn’t like that.

‘On’ Spain?

When I was a teenager an American visitor wrote to our biggest newspaper calling us a shitty little 3rd world country for not serving hashbrowns. Which is how I learned what a hashbrown is. I can see why you like them, they’re in the same conceptual space as potato chips. Not sure you’ll get my buy-in as a breakfast food, though. So greasy!

*considers*

…No.

Our planet once ate another, smaller, planet.

There’s a pie in that soup, isn’t there - digger?

I used to have a tuna casserole recipe that came out of the oven completely grey. Grey fish, grey peas, grey cheese. Very tasty. Quite oily though, so probably best if I don’t rediscover the recipe.

No. Who the hell do those people think they are?

“Burn my ebook reader in a consecrated fire, that it might follow me into the afterlife. Don’t forget the charger cable.”

It’d be something on the kazoo, I’m sure.

The online ordering system fritzes out at the last step and I’m not about to call and talk to them.

Yup. Wash your hands with soap four times daily and you reduce your chance of catching a surface-borne disease by 80%

I work in a hospital and one Christmas I brought home gastric 'flu with me… that wasn’t a wonderful Yuletide for anyone.

If not for hot babes in every colour of the rainbow, why even go to space?

Not as hard as we mock the guy who really thought we’d pronounce it “Oo-RAH-nus”.

But why was that on your TV?

August last year, when my cat went into advanced stage kidney failure and I chose to have her put to sleep. She had stopped eating and didn’t have the strength to support her own head at that point so not a difficult decision, but still very hard to accept.