while I know it can happen, I haven’t had any taken from me since.

I had a couple hundred bucks worth of titles in my Amazon Digital Comics account when they shut all that down.

“I’ll help you bury this body if you book an appointment with a therapist.”

The year someone discovered that if he alloyed copper and tin, he could put a durable edge on his whacking stick.

Is it possible you’re just viewing the world through kink-coloured glasses?

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.

Traditionally, one person sips from the bottle, then shares with the homies via French kiss. More hygienic that way.

This is important information.

Well, what’s the alternative? Being present? Where he is?

I’d love to know how this guy developed a deep and abiding grudge against theatre folk. Maybe a method actor got into character by killing his dad?

“Malört, because tonight’s the night you fight your dad!”

“Malört! Kick your tongue’s ass!”

The fuck did I just read?

Natto. Japanese fermented bean paste. Slimy and tastes like rotten cabbage.

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Fool me 17,695 times, shame on me.

‘Nowadays’? That’s the kind of conversation my dad and his brothers would have at family get-togethers back in the 80s. It hasn’t gotten worse, it’s just gotten more in-your-face.

Tactical shopping. Park the car at 15:00, clothing store at 15:05, shoe shop at 15:12, juice boxes in the food court at 15:20.

Some people also refuse to interact with venomous snakes, for the same reason.

You don’t say.

Becoming more plausible every day.

I miss computer time being something special.

Which you can precisely define, right?