Cooking more with canned ingredients.

Last time I gambled I won $90. Figured that was the best it was ever going to get, and gave it after that. Go out on a high note, right?

Was it in doubt? I heard about Legionnaire’s disease spreading through air conditioning 40+ years ago.

If I can’t win an argument because the other guy has good points I need to reconsider my opinion.

If I can’t win because me not gud talk, maybe not.

It’s because self-righteousness is addictive and they need a fix.

I don’t get it.

Your brother is uncool.

I’ve read that the -ard suffice meant ‘too much’. Wizard = too much wisdom, drunkard = drank too much. I wonder what ‘bastard’ meant too much of.

Currently wishing cancer on the guy who walks right past the stationery cupboard to steal sharpies from my desk.

Private conversations in public at a volume that ensures everyone knows your business.

Steak, bacon and cheese is my current pie of choice. The same bakery where I buy those also has a decent steak and jalapeno pie. And the humble steak and cheese pie is always acceptable, if made well.

It’s yellow.

It’s just a thought experiment, no-one’s actually getting invaded. Don’t go looking for excuses to be recreationally angry.

Some people use hard scifi to mean consistent with its established rules, other people use it to mean consistent with our current knowledge of physics. Star Trek isn’t either.

Well, no. She was struck down. It was her doom.

Well, I assume he’s chasing a roadrunner.

Weekend at Bernies Spez’s.

I live for the day I see Elon Musk’s arms and legs poking out from under an anvil, cartoon-style.

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“We are not collectively responsible for the output of this system we collectively use to run our country”. Disagree.