I’ve just met a dumb person.

But surely if we add another eight women to the team they can deliver the baby in one month…

There was no depth where it floated? Interesting.

“It was a dark and stormy night on the internet…”

If it is, so am I - I’m wearing a jacket.

There are versions of Linux that don’t need any internal storage at all, eg. Puppy.

For a start, all your friends have the same face. That just screams ‘pod people’ to me.

“PAY YOUR GODDAMN POWER BILL, CHUCKLEFUCK!”

You look real happy about it, too.

When my wife says that, she wants to show me that her cat pissed on something in the house. HER cat. Chosen by HER.

Let me save you a click: this article answers nothing and describes the factors involved in vague terms.

The same way I live knowing that free will is probably an illusion. Beer still tastes good, my friends still make me laugh, I’ve still got to work to keep a roof over my head.

I used to enjoy puffed corn snacks called Monster Munch. Apparently they’re British-produced and still available over there. An expat friend who goes to Gencon* every year likes to take a few packs of gherkin flavour Monster Munch to horrify his American friends.

*Maybe not this year… or ever again.

Fame seems like a burden. Given a choice, I’ll take the money.

Can you think of a useful purpose it serves?

Cooking more with canned ingredients.

Last time I gambled I won $90. Figured that was the best it was ever going to get, and gave it after that. Go out on a high note, right?

Was it in doubt? I heard about Legionnaire’s disease spreading through air conditioning 40+ years ago.

If I can’t win an argument because the other guy has good points I need to reconsider my opinion.

If I can’t win because me not gud talk, maybe not.

It’s because self-righteousness is addictive and they need a fix.