I can almost guarantee you used too much. It’s a concentrate.

The only correct answer to that is ‘show us your cock, then’.

Silence.

Sometimes it’s nice having nothing to interrupt my thoughts. I’ve never understood the concept of ‘too quiet’.

Looking forward to forgetting these guys exist.

“I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son. I’m only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.”

I thought it was prop as in ‘prop up the performance’.

Please know that this does not represent the average American on the street

“The man we elected to represent us does not represent us”… sorry, that’s not how democracy works.

Citizens can do a little active resistance as a treat.

Hegseth is one of those guys who has to work his fetishes into everything.

I’ve seen more pedantic bad-faith comments recently. I don’t know if there are more, or if I’m just more aware of them.

They didn’t hear you, Argentina. Better shake your fist sternly at them again.

I can relate. You make a throwaway comment about how your wife doesn’t let you come with her to the hardware store because you’ll inevitably staple a finger to a display stand and someone always always replies to harrumph about wasting staples you obviously don’t plan to buy*.

*Example only. Srsy guys.

My guess is that if you’re in such a bleak frame of mind that you’re considering suicide, your artistic creativity is also at its lowest point.

“Siri, play the world’s smallest violin.”

“Okay. Searching Pornhub for ‘ball violence’ videos.”

“…forget it.”

“Everyone knows you can’t learn math unless you have an abacus!”

I know this is an exaggeration for emphasis… but people who learn the abacus method are faster and more accurate at basic addition.

I don’t try to justify my existence. No-one needs to earn a right to be.

Absolutely!

Be sure to post later and let us know how it goes.

I shut my mouth. Living in the modern world, that might be the last stale nugget of joy they have left.

Against parrots?

New Zealand here. I’ve had a pint in The Queen’s Ferry Tavern, The Queen’s Head and The King’s Arms. Also Bar None, The Crow Bar, Murphy’s Irish Pub, The Whitestone Cafe, The Blacksmith, The Q Bar, The Web, The Bull, Studio X, The Rose and Crown, The Office, The Local, The Fat Dog, Broncos, Galbraith’s Ale House and a host more I can’t bring to mind right now.