I started buying my own beer at 15. I had a streak of grey in my hair, which helped.

That was… long enough ago that photo ID wasn’t an issue.

I wish their research good luck and godspeed. My cat lost an eye to cancer when she was eight.

Can’t I just be blind instead?

You’re not a good person, but I kind of respect you.

Closed.

Your average closet monster is restricted by the size of the closet. Can you imagine what size closet monster could lurk in an ensuite?

Someone like RFK would be given the job of co-ordinating it.

My problems. It’s not that I’m the strong, stoic type - because I’m not. But talking about them makes me feel sad all over again.

You seem like a fun guy. I bet your co-workers look forward to spending hours in your company every day.

You would have loved computing in 1980.

We need to standardise English, and we need to accept the US won in spelling.

You mean the US showed up to a fight no-one wanted, handed around medals and went home, while everyone else was still wondering what the loud tourists were shouting about.

But, the receiver can pay $80,000 -100,000+ just for the organ.

Not the default situation, worldwide.

I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!

This is why I’m respeccing as a rogue this week.

Economist Carlo Cipolla groups people into four categories - Intelligent, the people can benefit themselves while producing benefits for others. Helpless, who can benefit others, but cannot benefit themselves. Bandits, who can only benefit themselves by destroying benefit for others. And finally the Stupid, who can only destroy benefits for others but cannot benefit themselves.

He believes that the Stupid are genuinely dangerous because their chaos is unpredictable (they have no realistic plans) and other types will always underestimate how much destruction they’re capable of generating (because they persist in thinking the Stupid operate from reason).

I’d hate to see what all the dick pills in Elon Musk’s bloodstream would do to a field of corn.

I know why it happens. I just think it sucks that it does.

Imagine coming to Lemmy and being told you picked the wrong gender distro.

Your most comfortable underwear wears out fastest. >:(

The big difference is that I often enjoy my dreams.

Man, can’t you just tell us?