A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.

Are you a parent? My condolences.

God, I hope not.

What planes do the Geneva Conventions apply on?

I make gaming terrain out of cardboard and other household junk! …not very successfully. But every attempt is better than the last.

Sounds reasonable to me.

Or maybe of Welsh place names.

I started buying my own beer at 15. I had a streak of grey in my hair, which helped.

That was… long enough ago that photo ID wasn’t an issue.

I wish their research good luck and godspeed. My cat lost an eye to cancer when she was eight.

Can’t I just be blind instead?

You’re not a good person, but I kind of respect you.

Closed.

Your average closet monster is restricted by the size of the closet. Can you imagine what size closet monster could lurk in an ensuite?

Someone like RFK would be given the job of co-ordinating it.

My problems. It’s not that I’m the strong, stoic type - because I’m not. But talking about them makes me feel sad all over again.

You seem like a fun guy. I bet your co-workers look forward to spending hours in your company every day.

You would have loved computing in 1980.

We need to standardise English, and we need to accept the US won in spelling.

You mean the US showed up to a fight no-one wanted, handed around medals and went home, while everyone else was still wondering what the loud tourists were shouting about.

But, the receiver can pay $80,000 -100,000+ just for the organ.

Not the default situation, worldwide.

I did but then the sorcerer changed the whole situation with his bullshit!

This is why I’m respeccing as a rogue this week.