Not if your sacrifice inspires others or hurts the enemy.

Our impact ripples past our ability to comprehend.

Corporations who want to fire their desktop support team.

Allow me to introduce you to our Lord and Savior : fiber.

Never connect your monitors to the internet.

Then hack them.

Causality is overrated. I’d be ok if we broke it.

This, but unironically. People suck, give me distance. I’ll let the lawn die.

Name them

They want woke? Cast “Price Adam” as a non-binary they/them who is repulsed by his He-Man form, but learns to cope with it to save the world.

Skeletor should be an overly muscled sexy beast of a skeleton. So, no change.

They don’t have to. They GET to.

Don’t take stock advice from strangers on the Internet

That’s just as wrong as OP. You need to use the Subway metric.

Five Dollar Footlongs ended a decade ago. Now they’re 11-17$.

Exactly.

I carry two pounds of gold nuggets in my ass. For emergencies.

Maybe stop hiding the bottle in your shirt and calling it your “boobies”?

Let me introduce you to D&D people.

who’d want someone that tall anyway?

People with a daddy complex?

C’mon folks. This is clearly a troll.

It kills me that I get compliments for basic parent shit.

“Yes a change diapers. Yes a play with the kids at the park. It’s called parenting and I’m sorry your dad / husband didn’t do it.”

It’s usually boomer grandmas with their grand kids. I feel bad for them. They really did probably get no help.

https://cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/AMD-Ryzen-5-5600X-vs-AMD-Ryzen-5-2600X/4084vs3956

https://pc-builds.com/bottleneck-calculator/result/0Qb1ge/ryzen-5-2600x/geforce-rtx-4060/1920x1080/

Get yourself a Ryzen 5 5600x.

He could upgrade to the ryzen 5000 series with that setup and do just fine. AM4 has long legs. With the RAM crisis, AM5 is out of reach and, I think, will be for years.

I’m going to go on a limb and say old conservatives are more likely to respond to a phone survey than Gen Z leftists.