I’ll take Arkham Knight if it’s still available!

Libertarian Socialism, aka Ⓐ

That’s why I keep Old Bay on my nightstand

She turned me into a newt!

True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰

I DIDN’T RIG SHIT

getcalicocutpants.com

HELL YEAH MF’ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH

Guns Akimbo was good too

WUBRG out of order. Mark Rosewater is basically the boss of Magic: the Gathering, and seeing his beloved color pie in disarray is sure to bring him to the point of tears. Also, I’ve been informed on multiple occasions that explaining the joke makes it funnier, so I hope that this was not only informative, but also peak comedy, thank you

His left nut

sad Mark Rosewater noises

Yet.

Hey, me too

Sounds like it’s time to learn screen printing!

Got a new alt for the holiday season?

we have cookies

Or not, if you don’t want them!

Followed by “WE ARE SO BACK, BABYYY!!!” in 2021

HOG: CRANKED

Or sandwiches