I had to take a 2nd look. I think you’re right! Tee-hee .

It must be weird being a MAGAt and checking his party affiliation to find out if he’s one of the good rapists.

They did Fishman dirty!

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won’t cut on unless it’s 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it’s own design.

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

El Salvador.

Season 4 exists if you’re willing to read it like we used to. https://josephmallozzi.com/2018/05/17/may-17-2018-dark-matter-episode-401-act-1/

Honestly don’t know how you could forget dunking the cosmic doughnut but I guess we’re all just hanging on to pieces of what we’ve truly experienced.

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children’s book.

I flat out don’t accept the notion that some starts have no planets. As far as I am concerned, if we have 8 major plantes and on average, 40% of planets are ejected, we should assume the average number of starting planets is 11.

At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

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How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?