the actual truth appears to be that she committed an incredible amount of really basic, egregious fraud

Musk is fighting Tesla in court for 56 billion in compensation

maybe one’s got tits now

men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them

the commentary on The Pianist is full of great stuff, like you’d expect with a direct historical account like that

they think life without their billions is a nightmare, i believe that

people come from all over the world to smoke weed with Canadians… it’s a banner of friendship, dude…

Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can

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think what you like

Joe should exercise a little Presidential Immunity and drop a bunker buster in their headquarters

having lots of networked devices means your life depends on a lot of network programmers

you’re so dramatic, i think you’re about to have a seizure

watchout… Big Bad Joe is coming to get you…

i hate to see you cry like that… can i get you a juicy box or something…

that’s right, you’re an internet warrior, brother

so all an aspiring filmmaker needs to do is build a successful winery first… then you can afford to make your batshit crazy dream…

yeah, you go ahead and pack your shit and head to Palestine if you care that much, brave guy… tell Hamas i said hi… there are more bombs on the way… somebody as busy as you are protecting Palestine i don’t know how you have time to internet…

Joe is doing the best job any man can in this situation, and that scares you… so you whine like a little baby, and try to make it all his fault… baby… you have no solution, you just want to bitch at somebody…

send a letter to Hamas if you’re sad… tell them all about your feelings…

he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: “so who are we screwing over today”

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them… chutes deploy automatically… like a pilot’s seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated…