Sports betting pre-game show. Cancer.

Hearing Boomer is a reminder of how much ass ESPN has become. He’s still the highlight king.

She got all those UTIs because her hubby has dirt dick.

These threads were a lot better for the unaffiliated when they got the flood of BK copypasta when the commercial aired.

Josh Dobbs is good, but he’s no Vikings legend and public funds fraud Brett Favre.

Stadiums really need more character. Vikings should have longboats built into the stadium and some kind of sea serpent.

If you lose to the Bears from here on out, you’re moved to Oakland.

Starting to think the Seahawks may be in trouble.

Seahawks still in double slam range. No worries.

Defense going to have better offensive stats tgan Geno.

That’s as much Aoki as anyone needs.

In the Madden Tribute Bowl, NBC pulled out all the stops. They get a $1m check from EA.

Somehow, it STILL feels like we’ve been punished with the Jets today despite them not playing. It’s spreading.

Pete Carroll going to smack someone.

Bear’s gotta dirty ass.

Maybe Washington can bring on Jim Irsay as party planner. Improve morale.

Commanders called RG3 at halftime, but he didn’t answer the phone. Now they’re reaching out to Andrew Luck. Tebow is the nuclear option.

Washington watched the Lions play as their pre-game warmup. Gameplan working just as well.

I remember when people wanted Romo calling every game. Who changed?

Are we going to be tormented by another broccoli-headed tiktok rapper at halftime?