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Looking forward to shit burning down on Monday because a titanium micro shaving fire has a slow response time and wrong equipment.
Looking forward to shit burning down on Monday because a titanium micro shaving fire has a slow response time and wrong equipment.
I’m one tragic family accident away. I don’t want that accident, but i know plan B.
That’s exactly what we’re saying, you’ve got to escalate properly. I suggest rocket launchers, a super shotgun, and a BFG9000. Didn’t forget to set the classroom to ultra violence.
In there wit de two yutes
Arrrr, matey
Super Metroid and the growing list of rom hacks are an endless source of entertainment. I’ve been watching speed runners for years. Currently watching randos.
Solution: stop fucking conservatives
May he get the fair and speedy trial guaranteed to all citizens.
Please let that include Hank Azaria
POV hr at my job: weird, it keeps saying 100%
It’s yachts, all the way down
I would like to introduce you to 2008…
Economics: Explaining tomorrow why the predictions of yesterday didn’t come true today.
Dear dumbass,
Please remove your abandoned property.
Love,
Attorney with the easiest job ever
But we saved thousands of dollars along the way!
“GM decides to become a data broker”
FTFY
This guy maths