we shall meet again under trump’s new “marshall law”

y’all still have all those guns, right?

yup. it’s natural to see your foe’s foe as an ally. always be wary.

i’m making a list of the people i hope are lined up for the firing squad. right now i have stephen miller as #1 and trump as #2. i don’t think rube-o deserves the third spot.

i guess not. you can’t expect ALL my bad jokes to land, right?

i miss your old poop hair, sweetie

i was asking in good faith, and i can’t thank you enough for providing such a thorough and effective answer.

it almost sounds like bluesky is just a baby twitter in the making, and it’ll probably end up the same way. i’m really digging the actual fediverse thing, mainly because it seems to be one of the only places that money and vc bs hasn’t been able to touch.

holy crap, i did not see those doritos until you said that!

just off the top of my head:

• columbine
• oklahoma
• deepwater
• waco

i learned it a while ago, but i just can’t stop saying it today.

you little rascal

edit - shouldn’t you be out there distributing subversive buttons?

you’re gonna be REALLY grossed out when you find out what’s on your toothbrush…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTojTHjUckA

someone cited a snopes article, and i don’t think that’s what i’m talking about.

april 20 (or thereabouts) has been a pretty infamous date in american terror.

everyone else is talking about it like the government is going to do something. i’m saying the other. or at least it’ll look that way.

i’m just some asshole on the internet. i’m just taking all the time i’ve lived and all the things i’ve seen, and i’m projecting them forward to the weekend. and your lucky numbers are 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42

i disagree. CBC is essential. real news programming is - by design - an expenditure, not a profit. the CBC is under constant scrutiny, and it conducts itself as such. i don’t see how the CBC is “Commie”, as you say.

thanks - you’ve got it. i forgot about mastadon. ironic, really, since it’s the resource that everyone will be scrambling for in a few days. mark my words: something horrible is going to happen this weekend, and it will change your life forever.

someone else said something that made me think i’m conflating Bluesky with Mastadon. and apparently “conflating” is my word of the day.

“it’s pronouned ni-JEAR, mister president.”

interesting! so i’m probably conflating my expectations for bluesky with lemmy, when all the while i should actually be on mastadon. i was starting to wonder if bluesky was just a new us dem party project :\

if you were TRULY horrible, you’d have posted this on truth social and the last part would have been “ENJOY!”

i think i’m conflating lemmy with bluesky. can’t anyone just host an instance? is it open-source? sorry, i should probably just look into this myself.