Need to start launching from Australia at this rate. Maybe then they’ll show up in the correct vertical orientation.

Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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Of course not. Rich people are fucking weasels. How do you think they get rich? They weasel the system. They weasel the profits of other people’s productivity. They leave death and chaos in their wake. They lie, cheat, steal and rewrite the rules to suit them.

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But can they make you want to save the marriage in the first place?

Top 10 hottest so far. We’ve just opened up the DLC levels. Spicy times ahead!

We’re on the vertical part of the graph now. CO2 concentrations for the last 800k years. We’re fully 25% over the maximum free CO2 over that period. Investments in extraction are still accelerating. Atmospheric methane, while shorter lived, is at the highest we’ve ever seen.

Climate averages are based on 30 year moving averages, generally. But there’s every reason to believe we’re into the hockey stick now. You can’t simply put away atmospheric carbon that took geologic processes millions of years to sequester and we’re not even slowing down. Even while regenerable sources take up a larger proportion of power generation, we’re not drawing down the bad sources. We’re just increasing our capacity for power consumption.

The C-level staff are just going to use this to justify bonuses in the face of poor quality and faltering sales. They never pass up a scape goat. Bastards.

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I haven’t found any good resources even in urban areas. There’s just not much there for older NDs. Everything is geared towards children. Also, think it’s very unknown how much more exhausting masking gets as you get older. It’s not something you just get better at, it still takes a lot of effort and as you age and energy levels drop it becomes more and more unsustainable.

Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

To the cops involved, it was probably their annual work party. Bastards stole his money and burnt his shit down for morale and their mutual holiday cheer.

They were, until humans became part of their environment.

Wow… So, Kevin gets done so dirty he doesn’t even make the photo, and Stanley is the alien security guard…
TOBY!!!

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How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.

“Pro-life” is the biggest lie ever. They’re death cultists who just want more blood to spill for their imaginary blood god.

Web archive link: https://web.archive.org/web/20231219011545/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/18/world/europe/iceland-volcano-eruption-earthquakes.html

While they’re both horrible and there’s no good way to compare atrocities, I never expected to even briefly think the words: “At least the Nazis killed their victims first.” Yet, here we are.
This shit is way outta hand.