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vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)1·11 days agodeleted by creator
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)51·12 days agoHahahahhah.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)3·12 days agoI made it up, but if be happy for it to be adopted.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)16·12 days agoAh yes, and the old “flash some faded out rectangles” to prepare you for that sweet, sweet, information that’s coming any… moment… now…
No, now…
Now…
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)12·12 days agoThe key idea remains though. Text on a page, fast. No objections with (gasp) colours, if the author would like to add some.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)847·11 days agoYep.
On a rare occasion I hit a website that loads just like “boom” and it surprises me.
Why is that? Because now we are used to having to wait for javascript to load, decompress, parse, JIT, transmogrify, rejimble and perform two rinse cycles just to see the opening times for the supermarket.
(And that’s after you dismissed the cookie, discount/offer and mailing list nags with obfuscated X buttons and all other manner of dark patterns to keep you engaged)
Sometimes I wish we’d just stopped at gopher :)
See also: https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
EDIT: Yes, this is facetious.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Technology@lemmy.world•Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify usersEnglish1·12 days agoIt reminds me of the eyeballs in linqspace in Beneath a Steel Sky.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Technology@lemmy.world•Millions of Americans Who Have Waited Decades for Fast Internet Connections Will Keep Waiting After the Trump Administration Threw a $42 Billion High-Speed Internet Program Into Disarray.English1·13 days agoLol.
Meanwhile here I am in the UK with my ADSL at 67MB down.
Lots of the UK is this way. Some of it is fast though.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Technology@lemmy.world•AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace YouEnglish6·13 days agoThat whole website is very good.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Technology@lemmy.world•Millions of Americans Who Have Waited Decades for Fast Internet Connections Will Keep Waiting After the Trump Administration Threw a $42 Billion High-Speed Internet Program Into Disarray.English7·13 days agoWhat’s an average Internet connection like in the USA? How many megs down?
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Technology@lemmy.world•Do you remember Windows 95? How about Windows 96?English21·13 days agoSo much nostalgia for the Windows 95/98 era.
Playing Descent with musicmatch jukebox running in the background. (Probably a 98 memory).
Bouncing sheep…
Oddly specific theme on this sub today…
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•how are my fellow peeps hosting your music collection these days?English8·14 days agoSyncthing-fork on f-droid.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•how are my fellow peeps hosting your music collection these days?English71·14 days agoI just use syncthing to copy music to my phone sd card.
I found that the author glossed over a lot of stuff.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I'm reading a book on lubricants...English23·18 days agoPretty slick oil say.
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgto Programming@programming.dev•What would be the best way to store the country of a user in SQL?2·20 days agoWhat about alternative universes? 🤣
vext01@lemmy.sdf.orgOPto Coffee@lemmy.world•Delonghi Dedica: any tips for making good coffee?2·24 days agoMaybe I’ve ground too fine then. I thought crema was an indicator of good pressure!
Maybe navidrome too?
https://www.navidrome.org/