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Cake day: August 24th, 2020

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  • Knowing the answer to some of history’s biggest mysteries, because you were there, but being unable to speak about them because, 1, that would expose you, 2, nobody would believe you either way because nobody expects you to be THAT old.

    Also, it is already frustrating seeing kids being dismissive or denying events that you yourself have lived. Imagine being thousands of years old and seeing so much shit, but those events are rarely retold, forgotten, or straight up denied by conspiracies or future governments that won’t admit their fault on it.




































  • So, if I wanna start a 1 billion people religion, gotta write my shit like:

    The Lost Apples

    1. And it came to pass that I went to the park with my apples, But I was so focused on TikTok that I did not heed where I placed them.
    2. And I wandered the park, watching video after video, And when I finally looked up, my apples were gone!
    3. I searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. I asked the squirrels and the birds, but they had not seen them either.
    4. And I was filled with great sorrow, for I had lost my apples. I sat down on a bench and began to weep.
    5. But then I remembered the words of the wise: “Do not despair, for all things are in the hands of the Lord.”
    6. And I knew that my apples were safe, even if I could not find them. So I stood up and went on my way, trusting that the Lord would provide.
    7. And as I walked, I saw a little girl sitting on a swing. She was eating an apple, and it was the most delicious-looking apple I had ever seen.
    8. I approached the little girl and asked her where she had gotten the apple. She smiled and said, “A nice man gave it to me.”
    9. And I knew that the Lord had provided. I thanked the little girl for the apple and took a bite.
    10. And it was the most delicious apple I had ever tasted.