In the very least, it says “sexual assault is not a deal breaker for me.”

D… doable?

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

They just finished with their one child policy and now they’re going in the other direction? Seems like policing people’s fertility didn’t go that well the first time.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

What kind of frame?

It’s moments like this that I regret being on an instance that doesn’t do downvotes.

? There are people in the world who pay their mortgage with a paper check? In this century?

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.

I kind of feel bad for these idiots sometimes. I wonder if some of they may have an intellectual disability.

That misspelling means you’ve been mispronouncing it, too. (Not in a way that would be noticeable.)

Ok what is this melodramatic book about black mold? Any other fungus books you can recommend?

That’s a pretty unfun amount. How would they find out, though?

Hahahaha I love hearing about other people’s microcultures