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MY BUM IS ON THE SWEEDISH

Chris collinsworth sounds like his mouth is farting when he talks.

If football happens in the woods, does anybody hear it?

There’s entertainment value in getting the players and coaches on the mic mid game. Mostly doesn’t matter what they say. Just interesting to see an on-field conversation.

Does this mean he has to change his daughter’s name?

He must be on an insane diet of steroids and stem cells if he is already almost recovered.

Because they don’t give a shit if it’s any good. Same with the ESPN app. You have to watch a 30 second ad and then the “game highlights” is 1 play.

It’s almost like good managers don’t need to turn other people into good managers. “Coaching tree” is just another term for nepotism.

That could rank among the worst calls of all time.