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🫩 ffs

Someone once told me an airplane joke, but it flew right over my head.

I bet b he’s good buddies with SSG Leaudrag.

Shut your mouth, James.

Reality hits you hard bro, the time and place you’ll never know

Mike Johnson.

lol next you’ll be telling me that raindrops, when not being blown in any other direction, frequently fall down. okay. 👍

Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.

Started all the way left and have had every one but the 5 pro.

Damn the first two were some halcyon days. The PS2 was my introduction to staying up and hitting the refresh button on some site called amazon to buy one at launch. I still remember the feeling of the buy going through.

Sigh.

Bit of an older one, had it come up recently and it reminded me of when I was younger: “bleeding hearts/bleeding heart liberals”. lol okay, sandbrain.

Not quite my tempo.

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“This counselor, Counselor Troi? She just tells this Picard what he should really do… and he complies?! Truly the superior opponent, her capabilities are virtually limitless! Put us in direct contact immediately!”

Time mixed cream cough for a berry filled drop.

Good, keep it that way.

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

You’re welcome.

O.O “What you call five minutes I call Ą̴̛̻̹͙͚̱̦̖̗̳̮̣̣̮̩̮͂͌̃̋̄̃̔̕Ǹ̴̥̳͎̯̦̐͊̒̿̉͗̌̌̾͂͑̐̕͘ ̵̧̣̱͈̬̗͙̤̩̂͜͠͝Ȩ̵̗̖̟͈̠̦̹̩̒̈̍͋̑̂̀͗̇̏̀͐̒̕T̶̜̝͕̟͐̅̍͑̇̓̑̊͑̈͛͘͜͠E̶̲̽͋͊̎̐̾̉̒́̂̐̎͠͝͝Ŗ̶̫̠̼̲̬͍̳͔̓͑̓̀͌͋̌͂͛͑̃̉̿͗̀̑̚͜N̶̯͍͕̼̬̗̲̯̠̺͈͕͒͊̂̉̑̏͑̿̀̇̄͘͠I̴̢̧̨̡̨̧̤̼̣̲̳͚̬̮̖̓̑̂̍̒̒̽͜T̴̛̩͎͖̼̜̗̙̺̗͓́̾̾́̈̂͑̄̔̽̒͘Ý̷̦̖̣̈́̀̆”O.O