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zloubida@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Thia better not awaken anything in me

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Thia better not awaken anything in me

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zloubida@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    7 hours ago

    But why plain spaghetti? I mean no sauce? That’s just not right.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      Well, you see, the girls will eventually make their own sauce ifyouknowwhatimean.

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    20 hours ago

    Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

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    21 hours ago

    Also me:

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      21 hours ago

      LOL I was thinkin’ about Spaghett when I opened this post, and there he was.

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    Are these those pastafarians I’ve read about?

    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id
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      https://lemdro.id/post/lemdro.id/37854192

      I think these are the pastafarians.

      Edit: fuck, I didnt scroll down to see the 2nd half.

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    Talking about bathing in pasta, there’s a famous singer in Brasil called Junior, part of the duo Sandy & Junior.

    He famously posed naked on a bathtub full of pasta. However the studio didn’t have enough money neither for a bathtub nor for that much pasta. So they did this:

    Junior, naked, on a small plastic basket filled with Miojo, a cheap brand of instant noodles

    Sadly I couldn’t find a good photo

    EDIT: He did this for a magazine picturing all capital sins. His was glutony

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      That lip bite really sells the idea that he wants to fuck those noodles

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

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    21 hours ago

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 hours ago

    Mmm… Pussghetti. 🤤

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    • Klear@quokk.au
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      I’ll stick with drugs.

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        Def a safer bet.

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6

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    19 hours ago

    Vaginosis speed run

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Birth of tho flying spaghetti Monster

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    You’re telling me those ladies in the tub a spaghetti aren’t on drugs?

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      This joke is literally in the screenshot

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    Ahh yes, good ol wet and messy

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      macaroni in a pot

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    Jesus… thanks for showing me another kink I didn’t know I had

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