I am blessed to have this comic grace my eyes, may you make many more
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She posts a picture of herself in the top image, but don’t feel bad, it can be hard to distinguish a cat’s gender or sex. I still don’t know how she writes these amazing articles without opposable thumbs though 🤔
xkbx@startrek.websiteto simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•"Can I help you, sir?"English6·7 days agoMy retirement franchise!
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands40·9 days agoAs a pervert, yes
I’m sorry but coal is perfectly safe. Weak liberal girly men just can’t handle hard work. My little brother just started working in the mines at the age of 8, and already he’s developed quite the healthy cough
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven".11·13 days agoNo matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post
Also, microplastics
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A Regretful, Blunt, but Necessary Address to Both the Garry's Mod & SFM Machinima Community26·15 days agoI have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow
xkbx@startrek.websiteto simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•this post is just 42kibEnglish2·20 days ago*witch
Hey, go vent about it elsewhere
In typical North American and UK English dialects, “bi” and “eye” are pronounced the same. “Bi-“ prefixes are almost never pronounced as you would in some French, Spanish, or Italian dialects (ex “bicycle” vs “bicyclette”) where you would rhyme “bi” more with “bee” as in a honey bee.
I could be wrong. My knowledge of Spanish isn’t profound, and my Italian is even worse (although I do speak with my hands a lot) but I am a French Canadian and speak with a lot of French people (both Parisian and non-Parisian) so you can bet your baguette on that part.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war4·24 days agoDuck suck goose step
Have you never seen a goliath bird eating spider?
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•what games run okay but drain too much battery9·27 days agoI can get a solid 2-3 hours on Baldur’s Gate 3 (with a bunch of mods) before I have to worry about plugging it back in. All the other games I play right now are the other ones that you’ve mentioned are older games that really don’t drain the battery at all. I’ve used mine pretty consistently since November December of last year, and I haven’t really noticed a drop in performance of battery life.
I really wanna try some of the newer games that look great like that Clair Obscur 33 game to see how it compares.
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
To be misunderstood is like being threatened with violent death