Cardassian and Federation technology don’t mix. They’re natural enemies! Like Romulan technology and Federation technology. Or Klingon technology and Federation technology. Or Federation technology with other Federation technology!

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

You really have to see how it resonates with them

I’m just crushing turts

I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

I am currently both. But I slack because I am the go-to guy for knowledge, not doing

get in the flex neshus, shinji

Making films isn’t free, they have to have expenses. What do you want them to do, reduce the spending on the money laundering?

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

They’ve finally found more money?

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

Microsoft again?