Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

I feel the need to flex that a previous comment of mine may have inspired this post

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This is just plum ridiculous!

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

How far are they from my balls?

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

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Then who did the surgery on my son??

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Wizard, cease casting your aging spells upon me. My bones are already so brittle…

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

too hard so they couldn’t go straight

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Beat me to it! I was gonna guess it as well. Purely by the HUD

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

Jesus fucking christ.

Like, it’s not tear-out-your-eyes kind of horrible, but the dude’s a creep.