I’m just crushing turts

I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

I am currently both. But I slack because I am the go-to guy for knowledge, not doing

get in the flex neshus, shinji

Making films isn’t free, they have to have expenses. What do you want them to do, reduce the spending on the money laundering?

I never knew Extra Fab was so Extra Based

Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

They’ve finally found more money?

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

I wasn’t complaining, just greeting an old friend

This greentext has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

There’sh a moon shpewin’ gash a lot closher than ya’d think, Trebek

Oh-ho, hohohoho!

I fucking knew it! The world’s fate was always in the hands of traumatized horny teenagers!

Microsoft again?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked