If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

Sounds tuft to deal with

I mean sometimes there’s people named Alberta

maybe they wanted to specify that this happened in the province and not in some miniaturized theme park inside of a person

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

Toto’s Dune theme plays

oh banana, how i suffer with thee

that was the implication, yes

nice

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

no thats what makes metals magnetic

if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so

why is the UN so hell bent against OP?

its spelt feromophnes

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

yeah but he could also be a freak in the sheets as well as a menace on the sheets ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i think you do gods work

the work of a god that hides in heaven because he fears his own creation

dammit

the 3 minutes i spent on this

wasted

no