It’s in the name!

Boeing boeing boeing

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

Topical? Just like my ointment!

Saint Swithen’s day already?

That seems like a long road

I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest