the entire point of this article “y’all i like watches a lot”

my man got paid to write this lmao

you lucky duck

xp or 7?

i reserved about an hour after they opened and haven’t heard anything yet, very psyched they’re shipping already though

if they wanna get interest they should do something ridiculous like hire zach hadel to voice grogu

i reckon it’s maybe an attempt at a new name for projectile vomiting? i know last time i got stomach flu was the only time i can remember making involuntary sounds while vomiting.

he was one of the last wizards

this reads like “more than a month” and i’m so bummed. i really want one :c

pel made me realize some important things about my identity

idk if proton would exist if valve didn’t make the deck

straightup if you don’t immediately recognize the touchpads as game-changing, then this is NOT the controller for you.

just be content with knowing that scores of people saw the $100 price tag and said “oh that’s actually fine.” and moreover that offering a dissenting opinion to folks who like it is akin to saying “i get this Mona Lisa is popular, i just don’t think anyone should pay that much for a painting!”

it’s got a unique stank threat no other controller replicates. also valve hardware is pretty faultless up to this point.

my ace friends will say the most heinous honry shit

”…with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) moving to investigate an April 2026 meowing incident on two regional airliners…”

holy shit was that THIS incident?

A guy called Frank Richtig made knives from the 30s to the 70s using a heat treatment that’s never been replicated. He would do demonstrations where he’d use a hammer and a knife to cut through steel, and then use that same knife to slice through paper as if nothing had happened.

even heavily worn knives fetch a high price these days.

bad trips can be really really enlightening. i got the cliché “i am so tiny and the universe is so big” and it changed the way i think about things on a fundamental level.

if you create something, is it not yours?

some of these guys already look like OCs even without fuzz

date everything is so impressive, i can not imagine wrangling up that many voice actors

i have a vague idea for a dating sim esque game wherein you’re a factory technician and you have to date all the machines to fix them.

idk when it happened, but the meta for dating sims now is “you can just do whatever you want” and i’m SO here for it

i’m still impressed by the ps5 design, i never would’ve thought a console could look pretentious