“Safety for me, not for thee.” - SUV owners, probably.

Definitely spring for the undercoating, the extended warranty, and the explosive reactive armor.

“I guarantee that you’ll never see pedestrians or cyclists!”

True, the tank will be very safe when they accidentally flatten the kid while backing out of the garage because of the poor visibility.

Well, statistically speaking…

“It’s safe for YOU, good luck to the poor pedestrians you encounter ;)”

Did I mention the tank is a tank? -Sold!

Safe until the NLAWS come to visit.

Revelant link: https://www.motorbiscuit.com/american-trucks-suvs-almost-bigger-world-war-ii-tanks/

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