• tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Please take a seat in a Relaxation Pod. A standing Relaxation Pod is available if you do not wish to sit, or a darkened Relaxation Pod if you require to cry. Any time spent crying beyond your 3-and-a-half minute Relaxation Break will be deducted from your salary.

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      So you fucking communist wanna convince me that there are PAID relaxation breaks? What’s next? Paid overtime? Pah!