Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

  • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk
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    2 years ago

    How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

    Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

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      2 years ago

      The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?

      The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.

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    2 years ago

    (I love when I get to post these joke chains)

    How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.

    How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.

    How can you tell there’s an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.

    How can you tell there’s 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.

    How can you tell there’s 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can’t quite get the door shut.

    How can you tell there’s 4 elephants in your fridge? -There’s a mini cooper outside.

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        2 years ago

        Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.

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          Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales