🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoAnon drives a bussh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageAnon drives a bussh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months ago My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don’t ask) You’re not the boss of me. What happened?
minus-squareholgersson@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThe bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThat’s why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole “is this slavery?” issue.
minus-squareholgersson@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it
You’re not the boss of me. What happened?
The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down
That’s why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole “is this slavery?” issue.
I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it