Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Resident Evil:

Numerous non-residents are evil too

Did you keep it?

Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

Anon is out of control

This is a well-established and active server, and I don’t have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn’t be where I’d start.

Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you’re not enjoying them.

Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.

God doesn’t come around these parts

There’s just something about it

Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

Many Yiddish words like “schlep” are so mainstream that it doesn’t even register with me.

I’ve just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It’s much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

I’m glad you’re enjoying these. I’ll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon is the Messiah

And his dad is a meth dealer

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn’t mine.

It seems like some people who aren’t familiar with greentexts don’t quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

And you shouldn’t. Anon is usually deranged.

Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you’re supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you’re getting angry while reading these, you’re probably doing it wrong.

It’s why there’s a big warning on the sidebar that says “Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We’re here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry.”