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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Unbelievable luck!

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Unbelievable luck!

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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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This person should buy a lottery ticket!
- Nougat@fedia.io
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  But only one that is printed on the outside whether it’s a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.
- TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
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  Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.
  
  1st one, won a dollar. Cool.
  
  2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!
  
  3rd one, won a dollar. ???
  
  4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
  
  Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

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