“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
HEY, LISTEN!!!
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
NES “Pro Wrestling”.
“A winner is you!”
Definition: “Love” is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose… against statistically long odds.“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and… shine”.
My source is that I made it the fuck up!
Time is money friend.
“Guess what! I’ve named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.”
-Gheed, Diablo 2.
Wololo - Age of Empires
I’m surprised this isn’t one of the top comments. I don’t even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it’s still stuck in my head to this day.
“7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you”
“… There’s a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox”
“Ride ze shoopuf?”
“The numbers mason, what do they mean?”
“Have some faith”
“Tank beats everything”
“I’m interested in one thing. Dark. You haven’t the gift.”
- Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2
He’s such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.
The Thing. You come across a guy that’s infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.”
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
WOLOLO
“I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE”
Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
A woman’s place is in the garage, fixing cars!
Oh. It’s you.
You will pay for this in time.
The fun part of “Oh. It’s you.” Is that it can be read in so many ways. It’s not a particularly good line on its own. But the way that it’s said in the voice of GLADOS is just a peak “I’m fucking done with this bitch” mood. Major props to that voice actress.
Welcome back. I have some jobs for you
