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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 185
    Seahawks 2 176
    Jaguars 3 153
    Texans 4 136
    49ers 5 135
    Broncos 6 111
    Chargers 7 74
    Bills 8 69
    Patriots 9 69
    Eagles 10 67
    Colts 11 49
    Bears 12 47
    Steelers 13 33
    Packers 14 31.5
    Panthers 15 21
    Bucs 16 16
    Lions 17 -7
    Chiefs 18 -25
    Vikings 19 -37
    Ravens 20 -49
    Falcons 21 -49
    Cowboys 22 -52.5
    Saints 23 -64
    Titans 24 -67
    Cardinals 25 -70
    Bengals 26 -84
    Dolphins 27 -95
    Commanders 28 -128
    Raiders 29 -135
    Giants 30 -160
    Jets 31 -168
    Browns 32 -182







  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 191
    Seahawks 2 144
    Texans 3 128
    Jaguars 4 125
    Broncos 5 117
    49ers 6 114
    Bills 7 75
    Eagles 8 63
    Chargers 9 61
    Patriots 10 51
    Colts 11 49
    Packers 12 48.5
    Bucs 13 31
    Bears 14 30
    Lions 15 15
    Steelers 16 14
    Panthers 17 4
    Chiefs 18 -6
    Cowboys 19 -37.5
    Ravens 20 -38
    Cardinals 21 -44
    Vikings 22 -47
    Falcons 23 -60
    Saints 24 -65
    Dolphins 25 -79
    Titans 26 -81
    Bengals 27 -94
    Commanders 28 -121
    Giants 29 -136
    Raiders 30 -139
    Jets 31 -143
    Browns 32 -170



  • Looking up penalty stats will tell you that the Chiefs commit more penalties than other teams. What it won’t tell you is whether the Chiefs get bad calls in their favor, and whether they happen at critical moments of the game.

    I live close enough to Missouri that I get all their games. They get so many calls that tip the game in their favor. Penalty stats be damned. Watch the damn games.


  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 178
    Texans 2 127
    Jaguars 3 127
    Seahawks 4 119
    49ers 5 103
    Broncos 6 99
    Eagles 7 64
    Patriots 8 61
    Packers 9 58.5
    Bills 10 47
    Colts 11 46
    Chargers 12 46
    Bucs 13 43
    Lions 14 24
    Bears 15 23
    Panthers 16 14
    Steelers 17 10
    Chiefs 18 3
    Cowboys 19 -15.5
    Cardinals 20 -35
    Ravens 21 -44
    Vikings 22 -57
    Dolphins 23 -67
    Saints 24 -71
    Falcons 25 -75
    Bengals 26 -82
    Titans 27 -82
    Giants 28 -112
    Commanders 29 -129
    Raiders 30 -129
    Jets 31 -138
    Browns 32 -156



  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 164
    Seahawks 2 107
    49ers 3 102
    Texans 4 101
    Jaguars 5 101
    Broncos 6 100
    Eagles 7 79
    Bucs 8 73
    Colts 9 60
    Patriots 10 56
    Bills 11 43
    Bears 12 41
    Packers 13 34.5
    Chargers 14 24
    Lions 15 14
    Panthers 16 14
    Chiefs 17 7
    Cowboys 18 3.5
    Steelers 19 -11
    Ravens 20 -31
    Cardinals 21 -40
    Vikings 22 -54
    Bengals 23 -70
    Dolphins 24 -75
    Titans 25 -83
    Falcons 26 -89
    Commanders 27 -97
    Giants 28 -99
    Saints 29 -105
    Jets 30 -117
    Raiders 31 -119
    Browns 32 -129



  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 184
    Seahawks 2 103
    49ers 3 100
    Eagles 4 89
    Broncos 5 88
    Texans 6 84
    Jaguars 7 77
    Colts 8 67
    Bucs 9 64
    Patriots 10 61
    Chiefs 11 37
    Chargers 12 28
    Packers 13 25.5
    Bears 14 25
    Lions 15 20
    Bills 16 16
    Steelers 17 -3
    Ravens 18 -12
    Cowboys 19 -13.5
    Panthers 20 -24
    Cardinals 21 -38
    Falcons 22 -51
    Vikings 23 -52
    Bengals 24 -68
    Dolphins 25 -78
    Saints 26 -80
    Titans 27 -81
    Giants 28 -96
    Commanders 29 -108
    Raiders 30 -115
    Browns 31 -120
    Jets 32 -124



  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 152
    Eagles 2 116
    Broncos 3 96
    Seahawks 4 93
    49ers 5 86
    Jaguars 6 74
    Colts 7 73
    Bucs 8 66
    Texans 9 44
    Patriots 10 40
    Steelers 11 33
    Lions 12 31
    Bills 13 25
    Chargers 14 24
    Bears 15 16
    Packers 16 12.5
    Chiefs 17 5
    Ravens 18 -13
    Panthers 19 -25
    Vikings 20 -33
    Cardinals 21 -36
    Cowboys 22 -45.5
    Falcons 23 -61
    Saints 24 -62
    Titans 25 -68
    Bengals 26 -69
    Giants 27 -80
    Dolphins 28 -80
    Raiders 29 -84
    Commanders 30 -99
    Jets 31 -119
    Browns 32 -119





  • Bonus rankings! This one is more straightforward. Teams get points for wins. They get more points for beating good teams and fewer points for beating bad teams. (+32 for beating the best team, +1 for beating the worst). Teams lose points for losses. They lose more points for losing to bad teams and fewer points for losing to good teams. (-32 for losing to the worst team, -1 for losing to the best). The point total was reset with the first game of the season.

    TEAM Ranking Points
    Rams 1 109
    Eagles 2 101
    Seahawks 3 100
    Colts 4 71
    49ers 5 67
    Bucs 6 66
    Broncos 7 65
    Patriots 8 53
    Texans 9 48
    Lions 10 41
    Jaguars 11 40
    Chargers 12 37
    Chiefs 13 24
    Packers 14 21.5
    Steelers 15 16
    Bears 16 -3
    Vikings 17 -13
    Bills 18 -18
    Ravens 19 -18
    Cardinals 20 -34
    Falcons 21 -36
    Bengals 22 -38
    Panthers 23 -41
    Cowboys 24 -41.5
    Saints 25 -59
    Commanders 26 -68
    Raiders 27 -69
    Giants 28 -71
    Titans 29 -83
    Dolphins 30 -84
    Jets 31 -91
    Browns 32 -104