I’m finding it harder and harder to tell my wife that I’m buying a new watch. After about 4 watches, she can’t understand why I would buy more. I’m curious as to smartest or most interesting way that someone has used to get around this issue.

  • grathontolarsdatarod@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I’m going to give you the benefit of doubt.

    Lying about the cost of a watch might not be such a bad idea.

    It sounds like you’re heading for divorce with or without the watch, so might as well gaslight her for her half of it, anyway.

    Oh and remember to remind her and her lawyer, bonus if the kids are around, that it was her dumbass that thought you’d be worth it when she agreed to marry in the first place.

    Enjoy your time piece!! 😀

    Either that, or at least you and her boyfriend will know the truth. Honestly, its a better investment than the FDs you were probably going to blow her money on. AND FRIDAY IS TOMORROW!!