Saw another post about the smoothest players in the game. I’m thinking of the opposite of smooth. Players who move or shoot in a way that makes you go, “how did that guy do THAT?”.
lol Jokic, how have there not been an overwhelming majority that said his name? Guy is incredible, but everything he does looks like an accident.
Shawn Marions shot was ugly af but homie got buckets
Dude was the matrix
Dude shot 3s like they were chest passes
He reminds me of Phillip Seymour Hoffman make it rain shots.
His jumper was weird af for sure, but his game was pretty smooth actually in my opinion.
My dad would always tell me “I bet even his breath and children are ugly” whenever he’d take a shot.
There is a video where Marion is saying this exact thing, and it is hilarious
Thats definitely one I can remember.
Also Adrian Dantley played pretty sloppy.
Jokic
Al Jefferson for sure when he was playing
Keegan Murray
Kyle “Slo-Mo” Anderson
Kyle Anderson
First name that popped up was Lamar Odom, but I’m not so sure.
Ron Artest was definitely very clunky. It looked liked he was playing keep away whenever he dribbled the ball.
Scottie Barnes best play is his miss with the put back
David lee consistently looked like he would miss the way he would body into the defender and then put up some incredibly awkward layup
I always felt this way about Paul Pierce.
Easy Marcus Smart
The fact that Russell Westbrook isn’t voted to the top is somewhat disturbing. He’s been in the league long enough that every ball fan has seen him play by now.
Probably because of his speed, but he definitely is the leagues fastest clunkster
Antoine Walker was so round I didn’t understand how he moved like that.
It is impossible for me not to think about Joakim Noah in this regard. The simple fact of watching him throwing free throws, running, or jumping by that way. It conveyed to me a sense that whenever moment he was going to break. That lack of coordination, it was harmful to see.