Rules:

-They have 6 months to prepare. This includes practice, learning the sport, and body transformations(getting the physique of a lineman, etc)

-They replace the worst NFL team from the year prior

-All positions must be filled

How do you think they’d do realistically? Could they win the superbowl on year 1? Who would play what positions?

Which NBA coach coaches them?

  • leandra433@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I don’t think any NBA player would make a passable lineman, and you’d need like 100 players for a full football roster. I think you’d have way better luck finding the 15 tallest wide receivers/quarterbacks/tight ends in the NFL and making them a basketball team.

    • HEEMZAGIN@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      bro you could gift them an entire all-pro O-line and they still go 0-17.

      Who is the QB? RB? There are a few guys who could play TE and WR somewhat to standard and then you basically have nobody else

      • pptoosoft@alien.topB
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        1 year ago

        Yeah of course they’d suck at all the positions because they’re basketball players. I only mentioned oline because that’s the position they’d suck the most at haha.

  • jusbolo2@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I think they’d go 0 and 17, even if they can build their bodies into the physique of a lineman, it’s a different mentality to crash your body into another for 17 games.

  • BoopasaurusRex_____@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    QB 2/TE/Slot are all prime LeBrons

    OL and DL are all healthy Zions

    QB1 is Jokic

    WR are a mix of prime MJs and Prime LeBrons

    LB/FS/SS/CB are all prime MJs except for MLB which is a Prime LeBron

    Punter/Kicker is Draymond

    They go 0-17

    • Archaeoptertrix@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      Damn you got a cloning machine at your facility? All we got is a shitty weight room and an ice bath the players have to share. We have built some good team comraderie though, seems like the guys are having lots of sleepovers after practices.

  • PonkMcSquiggles@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Could they win the superbowl in year 1?

    There’s no way you actually think this is even remotely possible.

  • FunnyIsLife@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Unless there’s another Charlie Ward out there, you could take a Super Bowl winning team and put the best NBA QB you can find in as their starter and you’re lucky to go 1-16.

    There might be a handful of NBA players who could make an NFL roster in 6 months. I can’t believe I’ve taken the time to read and reply.

  • Expert-Pollution8768@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    QB - De’Aaron Fox RB - Lu Dort WR1 - Cade Cunningham WR2 - Jaylen Brown WR3 - Amen Thompson TE - LeBron James O-Line - Collection of heaviest nba centers D-Line - More Centers OLBs - Jabari Smith, Jayson Tatum MLB - Draymond, Ben Simmons CBs - Fastest Guards Safeties - Grayson Allen and Talen Horton Tucker

    This team is going 17-0