AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvil_incarnate@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoIf you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
minus-squareAggressivelyPassive@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOnly a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in. Trust me, I tried.
If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
Only a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in.
Trust me, I tried.
That can’t be healthy