Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off
As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team
Talk your shit
EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game
MODS COULDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PIN THIS POST OVER THE POST GAME CHATS THAT GET 6 COMMENTS A WEEK
The first draft for this comment was a pencil drawing of electrified kittens
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Knicks haven’t had an MVP since 1970 despite being in New fucking York.
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Jalen Brunson looks like Patrick Star’s “Who you callin’ pinhead” face.
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Randle sucks every other season, and if last was his good season, then Knicks tears gonna be extra sweet this season.
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NY’s housing crisis is due to shitty NIMBY policies kneecapping its own growth. Embarrassment of a major country’s city. No wonder you left.
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RJ Barrett is has the talent ceiling of Tobias Harris with the ego of Julius Caesar.
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Quickey is to Mega Bloks what Tyrese Maxey is to Legos.
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Obi Toppin is about to ball out with a real point guard and not some Easter Island statue looking motherfucker.
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Thibs looks like Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet.
Hope you’re enjoying Philly!
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-VANCOUVER IS NOT A BASKETBALL CITY AND THE GRIZZ HAVE LEFT IN 99.999% OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
Ok hold up, why would you even do this to us.
“THE ONLY TWO JAZZ PLAYERS WORTH TALKING ABOUT ARE BOTH SHITBAG LOSERS AND THATS A TREMENDOUSLY GENEROUS DESCRIPTION”
Imagine disrespecting Pat Bev like this, smh
Sounds like a great deal of respect calling him one of the two players on the team worth talking about
-THE KNICKS ARE RAN BY A LA BASED TALENT AGENCY
-YALL TOOK CAA CLIENT OBI OVER HALI THEN SHIPPED HIM AFTER HE RAN A TOTAL OF 44 ROLLS TO THE RIM
-RANDLE ONLY GETS AWARDS BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY
-RJ ONLY GETS RATED BECAUSE HE PLAYS IN NY
-YOUR ENTIRE FANDOM IS SO DESPERATE FOR SUCCESS YOU CELEBRATE EARLY SEASON WINS LIKE THEY ARE THE FINALS
-YALL GOT DAD DICKED BY A 6’ BALD POINT GUARD AND CANT GET OVER IT
-KNICKS FANS CLEARLY HAVE A HOMOEROTIC OBSESSION WITH TOM BRADY
God damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Light the beam motherfckers. Light that long purple shaft that will paint the sky all season long.
YOUR APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS 😤
YOU CLOWNS ARE ALLOWED ONE MORE YEAR TO BE HALF A TICK ABOVE MEDIOCRE BEFORE CRASHING TO ROCK BOTTOM AND FORKING OVER THOSE JUICY, UNPROTECTED PICKS
LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM
They should make the beam bigger
Lol, they actually did. Well brighter anyway.
YOU HAD YOUR 15 MINUTES, BACK TO POVERTY SABONERS!!
FUCK THE ENTIRE LEAGUE EXCEPT THE KINGS BECAUSE THE BEAM IS THE DREAM.
WHOLE LOTTA PUNDITS TALKING ABOUT HOW LOADED THE WEST IS, BUT I NEVER HEAR SACRAMENTO COME OUT OF THEIR MOUTH. I STAND WITH THE SMALL MARKET WESTERN CONFERENCE BROS
why are there five different Charlotte and Minnesota flair options, but I can’t get a vice heat logo? is it because the mods are cowards?!
AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A BIG DICK!
Jaylen Brown’s new nickname is “Falling Knife” because he has no handle
LOLDEN LATE LARRIORS WHERE YALL AT
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE THE DEEPEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE LAKERS SHOP EXCLUSIVELY AT THE TWOLVES SCRATCH AND DENT STORE?
I LIKE JRUE HOLIDAY AND WISH HIM WELL BUT I DONT WANT HIS TEAM TO WIN BASKETBALL GAMES WHEN FACING THE BUCKS
Fuck all of you tbh WE BACK BABY
🚨SPOILER ALERT: Heat lose in play-in
We have more draft picks than players.
MIKE MALONE IS THE LAKERS DADDY!!!
Lakers last chance fr so let’s go out with a bang !
