Another long season starts today so let’s kick this off

As a fan of the Seattle Supersonics I am in a unique position to tell you that YOUR team SUCKS and is gonna disappoint this year and all you can say is I don’t have a team

Talk your shit

EDIT: my real shit talk is the Knicks are a playin team this year and lose the game

  • BettisBus@alien.topBEnglish
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    1 year ago

    • Knicks haven’t had an MVP since 1970 despite being in New fucking York.

    • Jalen Brunson looks like Patrick Star’s “Who you callin’ pinhead” face.

    • Randle sucks every other season, and if last was his good season, then Knicks tears gonna be extra sweet this season.

    • NY’s housing crisis is due to shitty NIMBY policies kneecapping its own growth. Embarrassment of a major country’s city. No wonder you left.

    • RJ Barrett is has the talent ceiling of Tobias Harris with the ego of Julius Caesar.

    • Quickey is to Mega Bloks what Tyrese Maxey is to Legos.

    • Obi Toppin is about to ball out with a real point guard and not some Easter Island statue looking motherfucker.

    • Thibs looks like Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet.

    Hope you’re enjoying Philly!