Back again this year! Give me your wishes for the 2023-2024 season, and I’ll use the monkey’s paw to make them come true (sort of)

  • McJumbos@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    For NBA fans everywhere, 0 major injuries - I want to see all the stars play for a whole year and especially the young kids :)

    • BetweenTheBuzzAndMe@alien.topBEnglish
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      11 months ago

      the kids that play are actually kids, because all 510 players in the NBA were busted for PEDs at the same time and got suspended for the season.

  • SwiggySiggyDoc@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    My wishes for the season are that players stay healthy man. A full season of Zion, Kawhi, PG and homies that are always on the IL would be dope

  • BettisBus@alien.topBEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Harden decides to stay with the Sixers, plays at an All Star level, and leads us to win a chip.

    All I know is pain, so do your worst.

    • beatrailblazer@alien.topBEnglish
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      11 months ago

      You win the chip despite Embiid getting a career ending injury in the first round, so Harden leaves, and Maxey has an all-around bad season too.

      I mean, you still take all of that if it means winning a championship, but that’s the best I can do

    • PoetJustice@alien.topBEnglish
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      11 months ago

      Monkey’s paw curls. Harden asks to stay with the Sixers, but bridges are burned and he is traded to the clippers where he plays at Rockets level. But before the trade, Ruffles seeing the success of the Tatum ad campaign, reaches out for a sponsorship seeing fat Harden is one of their top customers. So he not only wins the 6ers one chip, but at least several bags. Embiid demands a trade.