Back again this year! Give me your wishes for the 2023-2024 season, and I’ll use the monkey’s paw to make them come true (sort of)
Back again this year! Give me your wishes for the 2023-2024 season, and I’ll use the monkey’s paw to make them come true (sort of)
Harden decides to stay with the Sixers, plays at an All Star level, and leads us to win a chip.
All I know is pain, so do your worst.
You win the chip despite Embiid getting a career ending injury in the first round, so Harden leaves, and Maxey has an all-around bad season too.
I mean, you still take all of that if it means winning a championship, but that’s the best I can do
Monkey’s paw curls. Harden asks to stay with the Sixers, but bridges are burned and he is traded to the clippers where he plays at Rockets level. But before the trade, Ruffles seeing the success of the Tatum ad campaign, reaches out for a sponsorship seeing fat Harden is one of their top customers. So he not only wins the 6ers one chip, but at least several bags. Embiid demands a trade.