>year 2025

>be fisherman in Nuuk

>start hearing Shaboozey playing on the ocean

>landing crafts appear in the distance

>F-35Cs fly over my head dropping 1000 pound bombs with written messages

>“vibe check”

>“bussin”

>Not like us starts blasting as first vessel beached

>bursts open spilling out broccoliheads wielding M4s whilst scrolling TikTok

>cybertruck in woodland camouflage stuck on rubble

>glacier behind me obliterated by ATACMS

>raw earth spilled everywhere

>17 year old drone operator with a chill guy sticker on his monitor explodes my small wooden boat with a suicide drone

>“Mission accomplished” fireworks flash bigly above USS Donald J. Trump aircraft carrier