• aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    What, are you suggesting that our virile Supreme Leader, renowned for his stamina and attention span, didn’t sign all 1,600 J6 pardons by hand?

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      4 hours ago

      I believe our strong, virile leader spent all their waking hours signing those 3,300 J6 pardons while big, strong men stood their with tears rolling down their cheeks.

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      5 hours ago

      His aren’t signed by a pen at all and could easily be fraudulent because of it. Think about it, an 8bit graphic is much easier to copy than 32bit.