Your pun freshens the breath as well

The dogs are revolting against the government that won’t protect them from being eaten.

Made up, though based on Trump’s comments about a judge with Mexican heritage:

Read this: How Trump defended criticism of judge for being ‘Mexican’

“Now, this RINO is of Mexican heritage. I built a wall, OK? I built a wall and Mexico paid for it. Of course he will be very unfair to TRUMP. Many people say he wants a job on FAKE NEWS CNN and to write a book”

-@RealDonaldTrump

USA - Washington DC Metro Area

Been happening for years now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSk3coye5Jg

I’m already sick of ads at gas station pumps, and will just sit in my car in order to avoid them.

Would I buy that car? Would not drive, even if given to me for free. Hell Naw.

https://youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA?si=CbTlD86trZ7wOK9W&t=220

I am the Law

Trump Dredd

4D chess. You obviously need to deal with an imaginary crisis with an imaginary plan.

/s

Trump does indeed have a plan, we was working bigly on it when he had CV19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QdffqfDZFk

Esteemed journalists and politicians of truth and integrity are shocked

Tucker reports his shock at the current turn of events from his summer home in St. Petersburg Florida. 😉😉

Felonious Order of Police

President Trump Tells Police Officers Not To Be ‘Too Nice’ With Suspects

https://time.com/4878838/president-donald-trump-police-officers/

Edit: “Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put your hand over it. Like, don’t hit their head, and they’ve just killed somebody. I said, you can take the hand away, O.K.?.”

::Suprised Pikachu Tuckachu::

“According to Shackelford, Thomas wrote in all caps: “YOU GUYS HAVE FILLED THE SAILS OF MANY JUDGES. CAN I JUST TELL YOU, THANK YOU SO, SO, SO MUCH.””

Sails? I think she misspelled pockets.

I hope they have put a substantial amount of thought into potential problems that could arise. (Not that it will actually be like JP)

In honor of the grand opening of our latest free speech absolutist platform, XTV will be screening a marathon session of Birth of a Nation

-Elmo