sausage egg and cheese on a roll with salt pepper and ketchup

that’s right.

I’m not even a player

Bro should leave football and become a detective!

I can usually read a player by watching how they play. Rooney > me

Is r/soccercirclejerk leaking?

shut up u egg

Wayne Rooney can read

Another one onto the list?

Wayne Rooney is a shit manager.

He sees you making Eggs Benedict and knows you’re a poacher.