• DesiSoprano@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    "Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That’s why he has this bruised ego.

    Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6.

    Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best."