• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I’m actually jealous of Bob. He has a wife that he loves, 3 kids that he loves, a rival across the street that easy to hate, because he went to the Jan 6th riot, another rival in the food inspector who’s just mad at him because Bob stole his girl. He owns his own business doing what he loves, and has 2 close friends that visit him near daily.

    Sure his finances aren’t the best, and his resteraunt is struggling, but he’s living his dream!

    On top of that, he has sworn allegience from a biker gang. Plus Marshmellow loves him, and Marshmellow is awesome!

    It’s a little worrying that he has full delusional conversations with food and cooking tools though. That may be something he should see a therapist about. But hey, nobodys perfect.