tetris11@lemmy.ml3·6 days ago- The world becomes vegan
- Garfield is okay with it, but ultimately dies when the replacement lasagna fails to nourish him.
- President Dingbat uses Garfield as the poster child of lasagna oppression at the hand of liberal values.
- Garfield takes issue with that and comes back to haunt Dingbat and spread his pro-choice lasagna message.
- Dingbat tries to replace Garfield as defacto authority on lasagna, and pushes his pro-meat lasagna agenda onto his sycophants who go around testing people’s allegiance with fresh lasagna meat dishes.
- Jon is saddened by the whole fiasco he inadvertently set in motion, but seeks to set the world to rights.