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    1. The world becomes vegan
    2. Garfield is okay with it, but ultimately dies when the replacement lasagna fails to nourish him.
    3. President Dingbat uses Garfield as the poster child of lasagna oppression at the hand of liberal values.
    4. Garfield takes issue with that and comes back to haunt Dingbat and spread his pro-choice lasagna message.
    5. Dingbat tries to replace Garfield as defacto authority on lasagna, and pushes his pro-meat lasagna agenda onto his sycophants who go around testing people’s allegiance with fresh lasagna meat dishes.
    6. Jon is saddened by the whole fiasco he inadvertently set in motion, but seeks to set the world to rights.