based linux waiting for consent
$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
now that is funny
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor.
You’re right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
fr fr
frrrrrrrrr frrrrrrrrrr
Relax its just a meme
Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepspicy ao3 tags
more;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
sudo !!
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.
That’s because ‘users’ in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn’t care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs
you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal
Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don’t start treating it like it has feelings.
i’ll take
ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIREoveroh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwuany day.Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can’t beat 'em…), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different “personalities”, and those who don’t can just have the machinelike codes.
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
L’administrateur, c’est moi!
Couldn’t agree more
I prefer to
man touch🏳️🌈From
man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Lol
I think in the middle east group they can
chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
i actually have a
nobody:nobodychowned,=000chmodded file namedgrassin my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
womanI also
touch grassif I need to check if filesystem is read-writeGrass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named
womanbe homework
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbecome woman && touch $(whoami)bespoke: and then touch yourself
s u d o
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To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
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Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
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Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
