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Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why we don't build houses with silver nails

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Why we don't build houses with silver nails

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Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    The joke is “warehouse” … “were” “house”

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      I dunno, where house?

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        There house… there castle.

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          What knockers!

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            Why thank you

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        👆 there

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