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Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前

Why we don't build houses with silver nails

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Why we don't build houses with silver nails

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Trex202@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前
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  • ccunning@lemmy.world
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    Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver bullets nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

  • Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world
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    Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.

    • DavidGA@lemmy.world
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      Maybe we do. How would you know.

      • Airowird@lemm.ee
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        Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

        Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

          Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

          Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.

    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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      it should’ve turned into a doghouse

  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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    A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.

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    It only it ‘were’ a house.

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    The joke is “warehouse” … “were” “house”

    • Trex202@lemmy.worldOP
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      I dunno, where house?

      • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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        There house… there castle.

        • Trex202@lemmy.worldOP
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          What knockers!

          • reattach@lemmy.world
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            Why thank you

      • stinky@redlemmy.com
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        👆 there

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    …,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke…

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